Pythagoras has a hefty mass
Said the new kid, high-on-glue kid, Euclid
I am thinking of nougat said Descartes
Newton poured his wonton in Liebniz’s spritz
Euler Euler tucked into his broiler
But where’s the blancmange said Lagrange
It’s probably fallen in the grass said Laplace
Gauss, not in da house, was out shooting grouse
Jacob Jacobi had a thing for apple pie
Riemann the simple simon loved only blackbirds in his pie
Not twenty four, a petit-four said Cantor
I’ve got Camembert on my shirt said Hilbert
Turing is still enduring his apple’s bitter taste
Grothendieck had a peak, his meringue was on plan
And now here’s you and me making no sense of this mystery

Cast

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